Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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They weren't helpless, they were just too drunk to care.
Helpessly? You mean thankfully
Sounds like something my ex would do. He once whipped out his tiny peener in front of a room of people in order to put out a candle by means of pissing on it. There were pictures... It. Was. AWESOME.
i would've taken pictures