ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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