mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I AM VODKA MAN
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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