She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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