Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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You must have been humming to yourself while you appreciated it...
And four days a month it's like a can of red paint.
Red and black, you mean. Trust me on this.
Must be a big fan of Georgia O'Keeffe.
With a sign posted 'wet paint'?
I could have done without the "red" reference. One of the more humorous TFLNs I have read.
What kind of painting? Mosaic? Abstract? This could be an insult or a compliment.
A great vagina but sadly her boobs were modeled during the cubism period... Square tits and nips, no bueno
Hopefully not an oil painting.
...from Picasso's Blue Waffle Period...