My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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