You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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