I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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