i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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