I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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