After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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