i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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