So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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