I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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