I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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