on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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