You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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