he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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