Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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