even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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