how can u be prego again
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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