I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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