Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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