this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
We are two peas in an std pod
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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