help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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