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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
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@ 2:19 -bars will still be open
don't you always get paid after a blowjob?
Oh shit i dont. god it rocks not having a job.
ooooh. =[ i'm jealous of you states that sell alcohol after 9 pm. =[
I DO TOO! This may be disastrous.
except in arkansas now you can get beer in gas stations. haha yeah somebody is definitely in the military. the 1st and the 15th are your best friend.
I get paid too....this is gonna be fun
unless your liquor stores stay open 24-hrs. your shit outta luck my friend.
12:05 STFU you're trashy stop using the word classy like you're some hot shit
Wow ladies put the claws away
You Stay Classy Fayetteville!
Lots of people get paid every other Friday and direct deposits go through at midnight on Thursdays. Don't have to be military.
Sounds like someone is in the military.
At American Apparel you get direct deposit at around 3 in the morning every second Friday.
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