Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
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Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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