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  • 64 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:11am
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    3rd screw smithwicks. That shit tastes like sewer water in a bottle

  • 54 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:45pm
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    That day actually has a name. It's called graduation

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:00am
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    ... evidently no one ever went to college here.

  • 55 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:57am
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    Obligatory Keystone sucks.

  • 54 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:36am
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    It's not acceptable NOW you moronic super-douche! Keystone?!?! ...I guess they were out of Mickey's Big Mouths, Hamm's Light, and MD 20/20?

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:11am
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    It's not about the keystone... It's about being a college student. Duh.

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:23pm
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    I didn't know it was ever socially acceptable

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:50pm
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    Hey 12:46 no ones gonna keep drinking shit that tastes like piss

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:41am
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    9:35 - there ISNT a 9:03. Dumbfuck.

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:28pm
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    HELLO GREENWICH CONNECTICUT HAHAHHAHAHAHA 203 what the fuck is good

    • 38 46
      Submitted by conor2479 on Jan 13, 10 at 3:15pm
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      greenwich is gayy full of rich faggs

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:02am
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    2nd and screw keystone.

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:01am
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    Didn't think it was now. Keystone is gross. Give me smithwicks.

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:12am
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    And by "racks of keystone" I really mean "another man's cum"

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:16pm
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    I definitely agree...

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:34pm
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    buy a cube/dirty thirty and have a great night!

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:57pm
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    This site is really stupid. Every text is about keystone, party in the usa, or has the words "please get me out of here". Oh how it used to be funny.

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:10pm
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    i will dread that day. and he's obviously a college student you fucking idiots.

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 10:39am
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    That shit tastes like a fucking burp

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 1:02am
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    Amen to that-I'm not looking forward to the end of college either

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:46pm
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    Bear grylls won't even drink keystone. Besides, Premium Grainbelt is where it's at.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:35am
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    Hey 903 you sound like a good hot blooded patriot! We should go bowfishin or shooting together! *wink* your my kinda man!

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:45pm
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    Hey if it's cold it all tastes the same.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:18pm
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    Yay drinking..... Boo keystone.

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:06am
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    Keystone tastes like cowboy piss.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 12:04am
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    keystone is never socially acceptable.

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:20am
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    Burn, steal or pillage for the money to buy real beer. Altho it is one small step up from Natty. Worst beer ever goes to Heritage. Made by Publix supermarkets around 1994. $2 per 12/pk, and still didn't sell!!!

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:24pm
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    There is a day: it's called being 21. Get a job grouch

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:16pm
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    1141. there clearly is a 903. who is the dumbfuck now...

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:46pm
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    If everyone keeps doing it, it will be acceptable.

  • 28 53
    Submitted by shesakillerqueen on Apr 4, 10 at 1:09pm
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    False-that's what they want you to think. Graduation is just the begining kids...it only gets better.