awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The uberlube is also flammable
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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