i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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