Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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