who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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