i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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