Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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