Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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I;m pretty sure 75% of u of i students have a drinking problem!!!!!! but u of i still rocks
Charles Rutherford says: Henmingway blew his head off with a shot gun, just do it!
We fuckin rock at the u of i
There's only one m in Hemingway. You probably don't need to drink more
I just spent the last week in Paris. It was amazing. Definatly the best place to be an alcoholic.
Yeah U of I!!! Yeah, all the kids here are drunks though... *sigh*
how do u get a text to get posted in the feed?
Hey 9:12, just remember that we're intelligent drunks and probably having more fun than you. Have fun at Grainger.
You wanna know how I got these cigars?
That's backwards. U of I will turn you ontian allies. Paris will just make you a wine-o.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Holy god TFLN should not be discussing hemingway!
3:55 must be a butthurt Wolverine.
I meant turn u into alkies not allies. Damn autocorrect.
It's HEMINGWAY. And U of I is the fucking tits.
I thought it was because he had to fight in the War...
Its like an Alarm Clock. WOO WOO.
you get high? i am high
U of I is TERRIBLE. Go to a real school. OH-IO!!
Not even remotely funny
Long text with a lame point. Loser.
Yeah and Hemingway also killed himself because he was such a miserable asshole. Skip the plane ticket and kill yourself now.