We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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