We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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