She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
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He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Let's get the cat blown out
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Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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