It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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Haha finally a true drunken text, this is great
yeah we do exist. the real minority is white guys in stern.
so let me get this straight, straight guys at NYU are a minority?? is it mostly the undergrads?
What about columbia? or rochester? anyone know?
(I'm trying to choose grad schools to apply to)
Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about.
11:35, bigger fail than 11:25. The post says "Its 3am" not just 8am.
Sexton is teaching baseball as a path to god...fucking gallatin kids with their made up school and phony degree
11:25 doesnt fail hes asking why the guy put its 3am
Its a she... (note how she's looking for straight guys at NYU, which by the way are rare and generally unnatractive...)
U suck dick Texan.
damn, i wish they had history of baseball at my school haha
absolutely epic. i go to NYU and wonder how the hell most of the people got in too. and it is true about straight boys, they're a minority.
Does ANYONE ELSE at NYU look around and wonder how the FUCK half the people got into the school???
for all those bashing gallatin, history of baseball is actually an LSP class so now you're just an idiot. and actually there are a lot of straight guys at NYU, they're pretty much all in Stern but people are picky...and i know that when I look around my Stern classes all they guys are pretty much Asian and Indian...
This is awesome!!!!!
5:26-- By the way, Who says you can't get good grades AND party? Im a straight A student and I manage to go out till 5am and wake up for my 9am lab... maybe you just can't handle it...
FINALLY a real drunk text from last night
Your an NYU Violet? Singer for Dispatch went there!
Don't kill yourself in Bobst before it starts...
Have fun being taught by Sexton. Please make sure to kick him in the balls for taking away free printing.
Honey they're straight they're just from the East coast.
since when do we have history of baseball??
why would you tell him what time it is? he has a phone, he can see, fail pzpzpzpz
any girl who says there aren't straight guys at NYU must be either extremely unattractive or simply not looking hard enough. It's not an excuse girls. Sorry you're not getting any.
if she registered last night then shes at least a junior.....
Haha sexton is such a creep
Hey now I'm straight and I go there
Hey 4:55 fuck you.
there are straight guys at NYU?
This text is funny...in America.
I'm a straight, male, NYU alum. We do exist.
so there should be a separate late-registration history of baseball so ALL the drunk chics who register the night before will be in it. Then i just got to get in there too! next, taking over the world.
11:25 fails bad. 8 am is when the history of baseball class is that he's registering for Not the current time. Huge fail
im a straight male in stern.im also in a frat. minority x2! im also white!
Gallatin represent! -straight
Really 10:02 then it's gonna be pretty sad when in 10 years all the adults who are supposed to be running the country are all too busy smoking drinking and having sex.
all the straight boys are missing!!!!
Just to make a point, he said it's 3 am. To emphasize (spell check) the crazy night
There are no straight guys at NYU =(
I don't think so. Some of the guys will be ptchers and some will be catchers.
@ Anon 7:14
Bitter you got shunted into LSP and they wouldn't let you transfer anywhere else?
I love how the idiots who stumbled onto TFLN late in the game criticize the ACTUAL drunk texts for their spelling and grammar errors. That's the point, you pretentious pricks.
I'm a straight boy at NYU, and yes we do exist. Except most of us aren't interested in the freshmen girls...
Dragging down the curve I see.
Ha we re sparse but we do exist
Op needs to learn how to spell... He's in college.
You sound drunk. Good job!!!