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  • 82 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:35pm

    Haha finally a true drunken text, this is great

  • 73 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:35pm

    yeah we do exist. the real minority is white guys in stern.

  • 62 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:48pm

    11:35, bigger fail than 11:25. The post says "Its 3am" not just 8am.

  • 82 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:59pm

    FINALLY a real drunk text from last night

  • 68 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:10am

    so let me get this straight, straight guys at NYU are a minority?? is it mostly the undergrads? What about columbia? or rochester? anyone know? (I'm trying to choose grad schools to apply to)

  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:21pm

    U suck dick Texan. -not Texan

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:15pm

    Don't kill yourself in Bobst before it starts...

  • 69 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:24pm

    Does ANYONE ELSE at NYU look around and wonder how the FUCK half the people got into the school???

  • 60 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:40am

    Your an NYU Violet? Singer for Dispatch went there!

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:50pm

    Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre

  • 78 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:41pm

    Sexton is teaching baseball as a path to god...fucking gallatin kids with their made up school and phony degree

  • 65 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:56am

    Its a she... (note how she's looking for straight guys at NYU, which by the way are rare and generally unnatractive...)

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:37pm

    if she registered last night then shes at least a junior.....

  • 65 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:34pm

    damn, i wish they had history of baseball at my school haha

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:59am

    11:25 doesnt fail hes asking why the guy put its 3am

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:00am

    5:26-- By the way, Who says you can't get good grades AND party? Im a straight A student and I manage to go out till 5am and wake up for my 9am lab... maybe you just can't handle it...

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:21am

    I don't think so. Some of the guys will be ptchers and some will be catchers.

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:35pm

    11:25 fails bad. 8 am is when the history of baseball class is that he's registering for Not the current time. Huge fail

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:37pm

    Have fun being taught by Sexton. Please make sure to kick him in the balls for taking away free printing.

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:22pm

    absolutely epic. i go to NYU and wonder how the hell most of the people got in too. and it is true about straight boys, they're a minority.

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:20pm

    for all those bashing gallatin, history of baseball is actually an LSP class so now you're just an idiot. and actually there are a lot of straight guys at NYU, they're pretty much all in Stern but people are picky...and i know that when I look around my Stern classes all they guys are pretty much Asian and Indian...

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:42pm

    This text is funny...in America.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:20pm

    there are straight guys at NYU?

  • 53 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:20pm

    This is awesome!!!!! -Texan

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:55pm

    Honey they're straight they're just from the East coast.

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:52pm

    @ Anon 7:14 Bitter you got shunted into LSP and they wouldn't let you transfer anywhere else?

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:22pm

    Hey now I'm straight and I go there

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:19pm

    Really 10:02 then it's gonna be pretty sad when in 10 years all the adults who are supposed to be running the country are all too busy smoking drinking and having sex. -Sarre

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:25pm

    why would you tell him what time it is? he has a phone, he can see, fail pzpzpzpz

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:08pm

    Haha sexton is such a creep

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:34pm

    I'm a straight boy at NYU, and yes we do exist. Except most of us aren't interested in the freshmen girls...

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:24pm

    Ha we re sparse but we do exist

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:01am

    Hey 4:55 fuck you.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:35pm

    Op needs to learn how to spell... He's in college.

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:05pm

    You sound drunk. Good job!!!

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:21pm

    There are no straight guys at NYU =(

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:46am

    Just to make a point, he said it's 3 am. To emphasize (spell check) the crazy night

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:04am

    I love how the idiots who stumbled onto TFLN late in the game criticize the ACTUAL drunk texts for their spelling and grammar errors. That's the point, you pretentious pricks.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 5:18am

    im a straight male in stern.im also in a frat. minority x2! im also white!

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:43pm

    since when do we have history of baseball??

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:21am

    I'm a straight, male, NYU alum. We do exist.

  • 48 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:33am

    Gallatin represent! -straight

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:21pm

    so there should be a separate late-registration history of baseball so ALL the drunk chics who register the night before will be in it. Then i just got to get in there too! next, taking over the world.

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:59pm

    all the straight boys are missing!!!!

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:56pm

    any girl who says there aren't straight guys at NYU must be either extremely unattractive or simply not looking hard enough. It's not an excuse girls. Sorry you're not getting any.

  • 43 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:26pm

    Dragging down the curve I see.