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  • Haha finally a true drunken text, this is great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:35pm
  • yeah we do exist. the real minority is white guys in stern.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:35pm
  • so let me get this straight, straight guys at NYU are a minority?? is it mostly the undergrads? What about columbia? or rochester? anyone know? (I'm trying to choose grad schools to apply to)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:10am
  • 11:35, bigger fail than 11:25. The post says "Its 3am" not just 8am.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:48pm
  • Sexton is teaching baseball as a path to god...fucking gallatin kids with their made up school and phony degree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:41pm
  • U suck dick Texan. -not Texan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:21pm
  • 11:25 doesnt fail hes asking why the guy put its 3am

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:59am
  • Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about. -Sarre

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:50pm
  • damn, i wish they had history of baseball at my school haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:34pm
  • for all those bashing gallatin, history of baseball is actually an LSP class so now you're just an idiot. and actually there are a lot of straight guys at NYU, they're pretty much all in Stern but people are picky...and i know that when I look around my Stern classes all they guys are pretty much Asian and Indian...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:20pm
  • Its a she... (note how she's looking for straight guys at NYU, which by the way are rare and generally unnatractive...)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:56am
  • absolutely epic. i go to NYU and wonder how the hell most of the people got in too. and it is true about straight boys, they're a minority.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:22pm
  • Does ANYONE ELSE at NYU look around and wonder how the FUCK half the people got into the school???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:24pm
  • 5:26-- By the way, Who says you can't get good grades AND party? Im a straight A student and I manage to go out till 5am and wake up for my 9am lab... maybe you just can't handle it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 3:00am
  • FINALLY a real drunk text from last night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Your an NYU Violet? Singer for Dispatch went there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:40am
  • Don't kill yourself in Bobst before it starts...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 6:15pm
  • This is awesome!!!!! -Texan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:20pm
  • Honey they're straight they're just from the East coast.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 4:55pm
  • Have fun being taught by Sexton. Please make sure to kick him in the balls for taking away free printing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:37pm
  • since when do we have history of baseball??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:43pm
  • if she registered last night then shes at least a junior.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:37pm
  • why would you tell him what time it is? he has a phone, he can see, fail pzpzpzpz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:25pm
  • Haha sexton is such a creep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:08pm
  • there are straight guys at NYU?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:20pm
  • any girl who says there aren't straight guys at NYU must be either extremely unattractive or simply not looking hard enough. It's not an excuse girls. Sorry you're not getting any.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Really 10:02 then it's gonna be pretty sad when in 10 years all the adults who are supposed to be running the country are all too busy smoking drinking and having sex. -Sarre

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:19pm
  • This text is funny...in America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:42pm
  • Hey now I'm straight and I go there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:22pm
  • Hey 4:55 fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:01am
  • I'm a straight, male, NYU alum. We do exist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 9:21am
  • all the straight boys are missing!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:59pm
  • 11:25 fails bad. 8 am is when the history of baseball class is that he's registering for Not the current time. Huge fail

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:35pm
  • so there should be a separate late-registration history of baseball so ALL the drunk chics who register the night before will be in it. Then i just got to get in there too! next, taking over the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:21pm
  • im a straight male in stern.im also in a frat. minority x2! im also white!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 5:18am
  • Just to make a point, he said it's 3 am. To emphasize (spell check) the crazy night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 2:46am
  • Gallatin represent! -straight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:33am
  • There are no straight guys at NYU =(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 12:21pm
  • I don't think so. Some of the guys will be ptchers and some will be catchers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 8:21am
  • @ Anon 7:14 Bitter you got shunted into LSP and they wouldn't let you transfer anywhere else?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:52pm
  • I love how the idiots who stumbled onto TFLN late in the game criticize the ACTUAL drunk texts for their spelling and grammar errors. That's the point, you pretentious pricks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:04am
  • I'm a straight boy at NYU, and yes we do exist. Except most of us aren't interested in the freshmen girls...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:34pm
  • Dragging down the curve I see.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Ha we re sparse but we do exist

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 1:24pm
  • You sound drunk. Good job!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Op needs to learn how to spell... He's in college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:35pm