My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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