So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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