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  • 99 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 7:30pm

    ^ Patrick? Mom? HAHAHA.

  • 93 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:31am

    spelling is impeccable though

  • 89 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:48pm

    hahaha 1226 this is stupid

  • 89 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:42pm

    touch screens + booze = doesn't work

  • 88 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:05pm

    Yeah this would NEVER happen sober, and its funny how the person implies that the blackberry 'knows' the OP is drunk hahahah

  • 85 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:49pm

    ahahahaa! This happens to me all the time!

  • 78 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 4:09pm

    thats.what.periods.are.for.

  • 83 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:48am

    so done this!! i.just.put.a.period.between.every.word....you know, to help out haha

  • 78 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:25pm

    set this as a twitter status actually...

  • 77 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:09pm

    blackberries r smart.

  • 78 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:06pm

    okay captain obvious, we read Patrick and Mom... stop killing it

  • 81 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:52am

    i'm pretty sure i know this person...

  • 80 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 9:35am

    hahahaha, this of course never happens sober!

  • 75 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:52am

    whats a black berry?

  • 72 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:04am

    definately know this person set this as their facebook status and was not a text

  • 72 63
    Submitted by bsusan on May 21, 10 at 1:07pm

    This is dumb. :(

  • 75 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:26pm

    i'm pretty sure you don't

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:44pm

    This has definitely happened to me before

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:46pm

    12:36 & 2:52= FAIL.

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:12pm

    i like blue berries more actually