need another drink. this is the easiest way
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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