I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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