Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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