# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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