Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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Baggins vs Took forever.
@GetOffMyLawn why would you do that? #horrified
Because that's how _The Hobbit_ starts, and it's what gets Bilbo going on his adventure? I swear, kids today, they don't read the classics. *sigh*
Wrong website; Twitter is over there.
lets get weird
We'll just have to send a bunch of dwarves over to your house to eat up all your munchies.
Smoke up in the bathtub, put on some whale songs, and beware of marmots and rug-pissers, man.