Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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