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  • Next week, Tequila slammers.

    Submitted by 3knucklesdeep on Apr 13, 11 at 5:20pm
  • Psssh... And here I am drinking this shit when I could be blinding myself and getting drunk at the same time!

    Submitted by ambur on Apr 14, 11 at 3:40am
  • If you were drunk enough or stupid enough to do this, it’s completely your fault

    Submitted by Phys on Apr 13, 11 at 2:46pm
  • You dumbass! It's shots of tequila.. Followed by salt. Seriously gets you wasted! Remember the salt though. It won't work if you don't pour salt in your eyes after

    Submitted by thephunk on Apr 13, 11 at 8:17pm
    • Don't forget the lemon chaser. Goes hand in hand with the salt. Trying to maximize effectiveness here.

      Submitted by boozed_duck on Apr 14, 11 at 10:56am
  • Wow they must have been one smooth ass talker to have convinced you to do something that stupid

    Submitted by morganmce on Apr 13, 11 at 6:52pm
  • Wouldn't this burn?? And possibly make you go blind?

    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Apr 13, 11 at 6:02pm
  • Repeat

    Submitted by NPH9384 on Apr 13, 11 at 2:45pm
  • and you are now in the running for a Darwin award

    Submitted by daemondog on Apr 13, 11 at 5:44pm
  • good job reno!

    Submitted by effyeahrenocore on Apr 13, 11 at 4:42pm
  • you are retarded its called a breathalyzer therefore it measure the amount of alcohol on your breath

    Submitted by daemondog on Apr 14, 11 at 7:44pm
    • last comment directed at 2landback

      Submitted by daemondog on Apr 14, 11 at 7:45pm
    • no it doesn't idiot. it measures your BAC = blood alcohol content. its not a breath alcohol content. look it up dumbass.

      Submitted by 2LandBack on Apr 14, 11 at 11:02pm
  • Why not douche with some Jack? You might still go blind though. Or so it's been said.

    Submitted by bobkat on Apr 14, 11 at 4:56am
  • Ouch.

    Submitted by Bobmarley420 on Apr 13, 11 at 5:04pm
  • Do people really do this? I heard it's done to beat a breathalyzer.

    Submitted by wellz99 on Apr 14, 11 at 12:17am
    • A breathalyzer measures your blood alcohol content. When alcohol is absorbed it enters your blood stream, no matter how it enters your body. It won't beat the test at all.

      Submitted by 2LandBack on Apr 14, 11 at 5:11pm
  • Yeah that's brilliant! Going blind is so much fun!

    Submitted by firefly28 on Apr 14, 11 at 12:21am
  • I love being persuasive. Serves you right for actually doing it.

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Apr 13, 11 at 4:25pm
  • Beings ur eye is mucus membrane it absorbs into the blood stream faster Darwin likes the potential outcome of this

    Submitted by tatteredtorn on Apr 13, 11 at 5:06pm
  • Did your JD come in a visine bottle, still Tosh.0 will pay to see this

    Submitted by CMoney12391 on Apr 13, 11 at 6:32pm