North Korea, Best Korea!
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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