is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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"I'm a rapist" about sums it up.
second, and yes... it's "get out of my bed"
i wasn't going to sleep with you until i realized the roofie worked.
The OP just had to jump a couple "leagues" thanks to beer-goggles is all . . . and loss of the ability to meaningfully consent.
Here ya' go---"I'm an ass and can't get a real live girl unless she's sloppy drunk and doesn't notice my serial-rapists tendencies until it is way too late. Like now."
So, you weren't going to sleep with a girl until she was incapacitated? What does that say about you, OP?
1:19, drunk guys = partially soft erections. No girl wants that. By deductive reasoning the OP is probably male.
tell her whatever way you feel is best, and don't be surprised if she chops it off.
yah "I'm a horrible person and should be castrated".
1:21.... Hahahahahahahahhahha! Love SNL!!!!
actually i think hallmark makes a card for that...
Anal is a pretty universal answer on the spectrum for this one.
Ya baby!!!! Only in Jackson Mississippi!!!!!!
you say that you were drunk too and you normally wouldnt sleep with them.
Is there an easy way to say that you've had more dick in you than Trojan? Hotdog down a hallway, sweetheart.
1:10. Who says a guy wrote this?
This is hilarious. Because a girl said it.