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  • "I'm a rapist" about sums it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:19pm
  • second, and yes... it's "get out of my bed"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:03pm
  • i wasn't going to sleep with you until i realized the roofie worked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:11pm
  • Here ya' go---"I'm an ass and can't get a real live girl unless she's sloppy drunk and doesn't notice my serial-rapists tendencies until it is way too late. Like now."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 2:08pm
  • The OP just had to jump a couple "leagues" thanks to beer-goggles is all . . . and loss of the ability to meaningfully consent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:31pm
  • So, you weren't going to sleep with a girl until she was incapacitated? What does that say about you, OP?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:10pm
  • tell her whatever way you feel is best, and don't be surprised if she chops it off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:56pm
  • 1:19, drunk guys = partially soft erections. No girl wants that. By deductive reasoning the OP is probably male.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:49pm
  • 1:21.... Hahahahahahahahhahha! Love SNL!!!! Good one!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:22pm
  • actually i think hallmark makes a card for that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 1:38pm
  • yah "I'm a horrible person and should be castrated".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 2:26am
  • Anal is a pretty universal answer on the spectrum for this one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:10pm
  • Ya baby!!!! Only in Jackson Mississippi!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:58pm
  • you say that you were drunk too and you normally wouldnt sleep with them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 3:44pm
  • Is there an easy way to say that you've had more dick in you than Trojan? Hotdog down a hallway, sweetheart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:08am
  • 1:10. Who says a guy wrote this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:19pm
  • This is hilarious. Because a girl said it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 3:31am