he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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