plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
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Haha, I frustrated someone by saying "first", which led to that person getting targeted.
I feel like I've had a positive impact on society today now, thanks.
(4:49) I just laughed way too loud for office work... still cheesing. And this is definitely Charleston!!!!
that's HILARIOUS. drunk in pirate costumes and 'sorostitutes.' i'm using that word from now on. and i think i'm gonna do that with my friends at syracuse but laugh at the clone girls instead (i'm a girl, i have no interest in seeing them naked).
sorostitutes....haha love it!
if u can't find a mad dog in chucktown, you are a retard.
fuck you. most sorority girls aren't sluts.
10:14, u dont know 7:31, so shut the fuck up
hear hear 7:55. glad to be greek!
Not me! I don't want to be apart of (from?) it, I want to be a part of it!
denoting sarcasm totaly takes away from it
hahahahahaha 7:08 back and ladies ladies ladies, first, i dont pay for my friends, and secondly, there are exceptions to every stereotype, i have some great friends who are sorostitutes...and they agree with me, that there are a lot of girls who slut around...so go back to being on your knees, and the label is sticking for a reason....im not the first to bring it up, i just love using it, and it hasnt failed for those booty calls
Hey morals police! why are you always calling whore and slut on women but you don't say anything about guys who tenderize their cheeseburgers with their dicks?
Yeah for Greeks, don't generalize people. Whores were whores before they pledged and most sorority sisters respect themseles and their letters
haha... 'blacklisted'. The fact that this term even exists is pretty pathetic. I would assume you would have to 'pledge' to get 'blacklisted'. If and when you do graduate, you will be shocked and amazed to find that the world exists beyond frat row.
In the 'real world', you don't have to have try-outs to get friends. Well maybe you do.
I bet *:18 is the queen whore of her sorwhority.
yea i agree it does sound like itd be charleston somewhere. ah the good ole 843 where im from haha
The fact that they were dressing up as pirates makes me think this may have been at East Carolina U (the ECU mascot is a pirate)....I knew a shitload of ppl with the 843 area code when i went there that used to do this kinda stuff. Either way, it's awesome as shit.
843 cant be beat
not all girls in sororities are sluts.
CofC!!! cant wait to go back
haha you sound EXACTLY like one of my guy friends. very entertaining to be around.
sounds like we've hit a *nerve* with THIS post perhaps :D
WHERE ARE YOU?! I'm on my way... any excuse to pull out the pirate costume
5:18. Hahaha so true. Reminds me of the line from Beerfest...
"We are all whores in our own way, Mr. Finkelstein."- Great Gam Gam
If you have to learn how to impress people you are pathetic and unimpressive. Not to mention your personality is REALLY lacking. Social retard if you ask me.
hahaha i banged a girl that went to jmu when i was stationed in sc, she turned out to be a skank.
Sounds like a great plan too
7:08 the reason is nasty people like you. I know plenty of women in sororities who are not easy at all, or in solid relationships. Don't bash an entire group of people, just because a few girls who happen to be greek have the balls to booty call you instead of waiting around for it.
sounds like something my friends and i would do up here at rutgers univ in new jersey hahaa
Wait... why the pirate costumes?
haha the place i work at has a hot sauce thats mad dog.
hope to god you didnt drink a whole bottle of that mad dog
Please tell me where you can get mad dog around here. I have looked and never been able to find it.
what's up with the 'first' stuff?
Lmao, now two people got upset at "first". I'm on a fucking roll.
i feel like a teke said this.....perry?
Just one thing about having "try-outs" for friends...
Interviews. If you're going to get a job, you're going to have to interview. Learning how to impress people you have never spoken to before is a good skill to have. And you'll probably make friends from it. Nothing bad there.
the fratmosphere is a little to intense for me
being in a sorority or fraternity does NOT make you Greek!? How insulting to the Greek people.
hahah or sorwhorities
most, and by most i mean 95%, of girls are easy at jmu (aka paradise city).... Guns N Roses may or may not have wrote a song about JMU
That's Charleston for ya. I love my city.
I love going to c of c (:
I wish this person was my friend haha
mad dog 20/20? wow, haven't heard of that since i was like 13.
Deep down all girls are sluts, sorority or not...
Sorostitute is nice but I prefer sorowhore.
Sounds like a good night though you can do better than mad dog
Dumb sluts. Someday they'll learn.
wait a second, girls in sororities can read!?!?!
oh my god, you guys are fighting on an anonymous posting site. wtf is wrong with all of you. you begin insulting one another by stating the TIME they posted..?! Ohh 8:32 - blah blah blah. Grow the fuck up.
7:31--so not true. It's part of the pledging process-- "must put out".
I am just glad I didn't spend $25,000 a year to buy myself 'friends'.
7:52 -- you probably got blacklisted by every sorority on your campus and you're bitter about it.
every sorority chapter has its sluts. but not everyone in the chapter is a slut. so do your research before generalizing, because it makes you look dumb as fuck
As for the MD 20/20, they have it at some Food Lions, and most of the stores in the "ghetto" part of Charleston.
8:32, you realize there are just as many whores out of sororities as there are in sororities? ive heard more about GDI sluts than sorostitutes. i agree with 8:18, you're probably one of those GDIs that's bitter. maybe some sorostitute slept with your man.
you can also be 'blacklisted' before pledging.
7:31 is a slut in a sorority
just because you got someone else 'targeted', does not mean typing 'first' is any less lame.
mad dog 20/20 should be findable at any liquor store.
and, the fact that she was willing to 'bang' you so easily, should have been the dead giveaway of her skankdom.
You're a GDI who clearly never gets laid by the likes of us amazing sorority women.
hey 12:04.. in your attempt to insult the others on this post.. you joined in with exactly what they were doing.. therefore made yourself look like a retarded bitch lol
frat hard, frat often
god i miss college..... this sounds strikingly similar to James Madison U.
hahahaha 6:14 is clearly thinking that she is better than most other people....news for you sweetheart, there's a reason youre called "sorositutes"...but ya gotta love em for those random "hey whatre you doing tonight..."
lol ahh reminds me of my days in sc... lol
Know who gives a fuck if you're first? Everyone in the world.... *sarcasm
Just go to the Kmart on Rivers in North Charleston and they have 6 different flavors. I only know this cause its next to the manischewitz....
props for using the word "sorostitute" I'm a GDI and this is one of my all time fave words.
of course you look like a loser.. mad dogs are weak as fuck. i chugged like two of those after i was already blacked out on yager and was up and ready to go the next day.
ok dude this is sad. start looking up rehabs, not funny websites.
Mad Dog =(
Not a good night...
i need to be apart of this.
sounds like some CofC girls....typical...but they do make chucktown great in a way