Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
17 year olds will be the death of me.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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