Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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