Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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